Darling, You're out of this World.

*Sometimes, strange things happen to average people. They experience occurrences where they're whole outlook on life changes. Their world is just turned upside down and they start questioning, well, everything. For some people, it may be that they're adopted or even a sudden death of a lover or close relative. Well my fellow readers, I haven't experienced any of that. At all. Nope, what I experienced surpasses all of that! Ten fold, man!*

"Rainnnn! I need you down here! What are you doing?!"

"Collin, you skank, I'm typing our epic romance here! Calm your nuts, man."

"My nuts? MY NUTS?! Look love, my Alien specialties won't come in handy with building your beloved book shelf. Now get your tight, little arse down here!"

Did he just say Alien? Haha yeahh.. About that...

Chapter 1: Finals will be the death of me

Finals week. The week college freshmen, like myself, dread for. Ughhhh this is torture! Damn professor & his 2,500 word essay.. It was already 2:15 am & thank the good heavens I was almost finished. 30 more words!

*In conclusion, I believe that the concept of time should be obstructed. Time is little more than a way for superior powers to undermine they're subjects with "deadlines" and "appointments"*

WAHHHHH FINISHED!

"Oh baby..." I looked at my bed longingly. "I'm taking you on right now!" Gracefully tumbling onto my bed, I layed content, closing my eyes & drifting off to a deep and very wanted slumber.

*Tick, tock. Tick, tock*

*LOUD, GRUELING CONSTRUCTION NOISES*

Oh Dear Ghandi. Construction work? Already?! Being the light sleeper that I am, I knew damn well that I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight. The alarm clock on my bed stand had read 4 am on the dot. Ive only had like 2 hours of sleep! Great, just great. And my first statistics class starts at 9 later today. Now what was there to do?

Times like these are when my highly intelligent noggin decides that the best way to pass time was to conversate w/ random strangers on Omegle. Yup. Omegle.

Logging on to my laptop, I found that 2,500 people were online. Haha funny. Same as the number of my essay.

"It's a sign!" I mumbled sarcastically to myself.

*would you like to begin chatting with a random stranger?*

"You betcha!"

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Authors Note: So there you have it folks! The very first chapter of Darling, You're out of This World. Hoorah! & the first chapter to my first book on Wattpad! Let us bow our heads down in silence for this monumental occurrence. Anyways, if you haven't already figuered out, my main characters name is Rayen (pronounced as *rain*) & she's well.. She's sort of my alter ego. Well hope you guys like my story! Don't forget to vote and comment :) It'd be highly appreciated!

Love & pop rocks,

Nicolie