shrub x reader

sus

setting: highschool. the building is a dark castle build upon the remains of a graveyard from the victorian era. young children with pale skin and sunken eyes are unearthed everyday to dine on the cafeteria

you are y/n. you are a pleasant little with huge tatas and a big booty. your booty is so big that yo mama exploded when u came out of her vergina

"haha that was a funny yo mama joke" said shrub. you gasped, u didnt realize thwy were lsitening

you looked over at their beutriful leaves, crowning their stem which sunk into rich brown dirt below them. they shone an emerald green that illuminated your whole world. breathless, you puased, quivering. 

"whatd wrong babe" said the plant, leaves rustling

"youre jut st so... sexy" y/n says, looking away shyly

"i could say the same about you" the plant said sufggestively. your face sets on fire. u wonder what plant dick looks like.

"it looks like roots lol" shrub says.

"how did you read my mind?!?!?!?!!?!?!" y/n asks, shocked rhat shrub could hear u thinking about their dick

"i am  a p.....phy...pjhyscic." shrub said

"omg is that a stranger things reference"