Headcanon #1

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The Pluto's have a very unique sense of humor that can come off really weird to people who don't know them.

Malcom makes small dick jokes about himself since he thinks woman finds them funnier than big dick jokes.

{Once he said his small dick joke to Mateo and he looked at him confused and when Malcom explained it Mateo said it was confusing because he didn't consider 5 inches small which made Rufus cough loudly behind them}

Rufus makes dirty jokes whenever he can, Once he sees an opportunity he will make a joke about it

{One time Mateo said he was walking around so much that he could barely feel his legs, and Rufus chimed in by saying "I can make it where you can't feel your legs at all baby"
which made Mateo blush really hard and just made Tagoe and Malcom laugh}

Tagoe use laughter to cope with his Trauma, So he'll make jokes about his parents abandoning him and about his dad suicide

{He casually made a joke about his parents not wanting him and Mateo asked if he was okay because no one told him that how Tagoe is}

Ex: Tagoe: Aw look at Penny being so loved, Could not be me my dad rather blow his brains out than love me

Mateo: Oh God Tagoe; I'm so sorry that sounds awful

Tagoe: Oh Um...I was playing :/

Mateo makes really bad corny jokes which he laughs hard at them usually alone and he does that at very random times

Ex: Mateo walks to the fridge and knocks on the fridge before opening it

Malcom: Why did you do that?

Mateo: Because the salad might be dressing

*Mateo started laughing really hard*

Tagoe: We don't even eat Salad -_-

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