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Dear Harold,

Gosh, if I had known that you were allergic to macadamia nuts I would never have sent that particular can to you. Has the swelling gone down? Is the rash still there? People can be so cruel laughing because your scalp got bigger and the toupee wouldn’t fit right.

Well, I must go.

Love,

Roseanne.

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