This isn't a smut plot, I was just in a funky mood, so, here y'all go lol. The first normal one shot💀
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Namjoon laid on the couch, back facing the main door that slowly got opened from the other side. Sex and The City played while the boy read Twilight, using the show as background noise.
The door opened, revealing a short, pale man, and he slowly entered, smirking at the boy on the couch. He closed the door behind himself, starting to walk jn the direction of the couch, but not to alert the boy in anyway.
"Surprise." The masked man whispered, pressing a gun onto Namjoon's head. Namjoon had stopped moving, his eyes close while he breathed, and slowly got up.
"Hands back."
"Man. No." Namjoon opened his eyes, a bored expression on his face. What the hell is wrong with him? The masked man raised an eyebrow under the black mask, but still kept a steady aim on the built boy.
"You come in to my house, on a boring ass day, and you expect to kill me with all this foreplay? Not happening." Namjoon breathed in. "KILL ME NOW. KILL ME NOW. NOW, DO IT. CAN'T WAIT. SEND ME TO HEAVEN, DADDY."
The man visibly moved back, dropping his aim. The fun was gone. He'd originally planned on fucking the boy.
"Namjoon. Why the fuck do you want to die?"
Silence.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
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Namjoon pushed himself back on the couch. Yoongi removed his mask, huffing before rolling his eyes at Namjoon, going straight to the door and walking out.
"What the fuck was that about?"
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Panties [Bottom!Namjoon]✅
Fanfiction"But... I'm your leader!" "Hm, and I'm your dom. Now, knees" ___________________________________________ A set of Bottom Namjoon One shots because there are still comparatively less of these and I love sub Joonie, so here is my contribution to this...