Chapter 1 (one): The Interview

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I don't know how the interviews went. So, I'ma just make it up...

ASPEN POV

Everyone has been talking about how there's an open spot in the dsmp. So many people are trying to get it. Am I trying to get it? No. But, I'm bored. So, I decided to go to the interviews. So, when it was my turn to get interviewed, I joined the server. I wasn't anxious, though. If I did want the spot, then I would be anxious. But, since I'm not trying to get the spot, I didn't feel anxious.

"Hello!" I heard someone say.

I heard more people greet me. As soon as they all stopped greeting me, I greeted them back.

"Hello!" I said hoping that I sounded more cheerful than the others.

"Whoa." Techno said.

"What?" I asked.

"You sound more cheerful than the other people we've interviewed." Tubbo said.

"Oh." I said. "Is that good?"

Now, I want the spot. I thought as I started to get anxious.

"Yeah! That's what we've been looking for!" Dream told me.

"Oh. Nice!" I said.

"Anyways, let's begin. Shall we?" George said.

"We shall." I said.

"Okay. How old are you?" Wilbur asked.

"I'm a minor." I said. "That's not very helpful. I'm 15 (fifteen)."

"Hey, you're 2 (two) years younger than me!" Tommy said.

"You're 3 (three) years younger than me." Ranboo said.

"Okay." Wilbur said.

"You sound innocent." Badboyhalo told me. I started laughing. "Did I say something funny?"

"No." I said.

"Then, what is it?" Badboyhalo asked me.

"You think I'm innocent?" I said.

"Yeah. You are, aren't you?" Quackity asked me.

"I was born in 2006. I grew up on the internet. None of us are innocent. Also, I'm in high school, now. Middle school ruined me." I told them.

"Anyways," Ranboo said. "What is your gender?"

"I am-" I said before stopping. Do I tell them my assigned gender or how I identify? What do I say?

"Everything alright?" Philza asked.

"Yeah." I said.

"Do you not identify with the gender you were assigned at birth?" Dream asked.

"No, I don't identify with the gender I was assigned at birth." I replied.

"Then, how do you actually identify?" Tommy asked me.

"Mainly, genderfluid." I said.

"What are your pronouns?" Philza asked.

"Any and-or all." I responded.

"Okay." Eret said. "Name?"

"Aspen." I said.

"How long have you been streaming?" Karl asked.

"I don't know." I said.

"Okay, that's fine, we can skip that one." Sapnap said.

"Why did you decide to try and join the dsmp?" Fundy asked.

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