The Google Games NOT!

Once upon a time- wait, forget that shit, there was a werewolf named... well that’s not important... I live in a cave... outside of... Hogwarts

I lied. I live in a cave outside of Pigfarts. Pigfarts is on Mars. We have a headmaster named Rumbleroar, he’s a lion. And a fish professor, professor McGonagill, and a snake professor, Slitherus Snake- he’s sexxyyy.

So like, I was like, talking to this super hot guy named like, Draco, and like I THINK he’s a werewolf which is so dayum sexy, like hes also a vampire too, like so i don’t know if I want do go out with him, and he has like 6 other girlfriends (and boyfriends) but hes like 10 inches.

     Yes, for all you perverts out there, I meant his dick. But I lied about the inches... it’s more like centimeters... I’m also into wizards... literally...That’s why we call Draco Little D.... But wizards are so dayum hawt like there’s this one wizard, and he’s so sexxxxxyyyyy his name is Dumbledore, he’s a friend of Rumbleroar’s. Though I think he has a boyfriend named Gandalf or something but he’s still soooo sexxxy like 10/10 would bang.  

OMG but anywayssss, rigtt now im goin out with this guy named ron, hes a ginger but he has a big dick so its k. I also forgot to say that im a werewolf tooooooo. BUT YEAH like im gonna tell you about me, im super sexy and like i have long blonde hair with like giant ass boobs and all the guys LOVE ME. Plus I’m a gamer girl so I’m so fucking sexy alll the boiz want me because I’m baddass like I play call of duty like a fuking bawssss so yeah they jealous of my skillizz. A

nd its okay if they like talk to other girls I promise and I like want a guy who will pause call of duty for me to like text me back and like ron does that we should like vote him out of the gingers because dat boy is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeee.
    

But... chicks (yes, by that I mean guys) with purple hair are smexy too, like, have you seen them?! Anyways... I was walking down an ally during midnight after I was done stabbing unicorns, and I ran into like...

      THIS SUPER SEXY WEREWOLF BOII~~~!! Like he tried to eat me (if ya know what I mean) but liek he was still super sexiiiiiiii!! He had dreamy red eyes and swoopy gray hair like so hawt~~!! So after that we...

      Tickled the pickle. But it was sooooo fun! Like then we got matching tattoez! I got a bottle of jack and played spin the bottle with my Drako voodu dolls!

      It was so sexxyyyy. Yeah and then we danced until we dropped and we took too many shots and then we had a mana- nevermind, threesome that’s easier to say. I hope Ron doesn’t mind, it’s not like I’m cheating on him technically because Ron doesn’t know yet hopefully because he’s still a great boifriend he just isn’t very good despite the legnth of his dick.

      Im pretty sure heas gayy anyways so w/eveerrrr. Like relaly i can get any boiz i wanna get. Im so hawt and no one can mess with my hawt badass gamr SKILLZ. Girl gamrs are liek so speshul cuz i mean there are barely any ogf them!!!!!!!!!!!!! And whn i pose with my controllr in my mourh every1 thinks im hawt, even the lesbian girls (ewwwwwww btw).

      (even though lesbians are pretty hawt) Sooooo I met this guy yesterday, except, he had a long nose! He was like Pinochio except...

      He was a real person! Maybe? Whatevassss... and then I had sex with him yesterday though he wasn’t exactly a werewolf which may or may not cause problems for him... that’s okay because it doesn’t matter in the end because I am da shit I mean have u seen my cleavage?

      Liek whatever so ive had secks in so many paces i can count the places i havent had sex on one hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL like i dont even care anymore i luv secks.

A/N: Yah... like I said, it's a bunch of crap, but that's what this is for! It ended here, becase by this point in time, all havoc arose and this was forgotten... so... yah! Hoped you were... amused by it... yah, if you must know, then the other two chicks helping me write it were looking up the 'Gamer Girl' tag on tumblr. Ah tumblr, the place where all innocence is lost... *sighs dreamily* anywhore! I guess I'll post another chapter soon! Oh right! This was written by Nushie, Mars, and MEEEEEE!!! (btw, nushie's account is @chibinushiechan) Bye! Oh! One more thing before I leave, we were NOT making fun of gamer girls, Mars actually is one JK, DON'T KILL ME, we were just making fun of the fake one's whose profile pics are their chests because 'their camemra's slipped and they were too into gaming to take another one' *eye roll* BYE!!!