"Fire is a hot potatoz."
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"BRING A NINTENTO"
Velocipastor POV:
I DRIVE CAR GET OUT GO FOREST AND LOOK NEIL WITH NINTENTO IDK WHY THO BUT WE WILL FIND OUT SOMEWHZ I SEE NEIL STANTS NEAR TREE I WALK OVER HIM TO TAK CUZ IT DATE HE REACHED FOR A CAMRA AND TURN IT ON "YO YO YO WHAT'S UP GANG DON'T FORGET TO HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON CUZ WE GON SUMMON BEN DROUNED AT 3AM 😨😨😨 SPOILER: WE FIND HIM DEEPTHROTING A CARROT!" NEIL SHOUTED "What is this all about?" I ASKED HE TURNFED TO ME AND DRAGED ME INTO THE WOOTS AND SAT ME DOWN N THE FLOOR HE GOR A BOARD AND CANGDEL "This is kinda romantic." I SMIRKED AT HIKM HE SNATCHED MY NINTENTO AND SMACKED MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AND I KNOW I'MA SUCK THE DICK TIL THEY COME "OMG IT'S BEN DROWUS!" HE POINTED TO THE HOMELESS GY IN THE CORNER SUCKING ON CORN "nO its's not! thats a homeles guy!" I SAY AND HE JUST LAUGHED IT FF AND CO SOMEWHERE ELSA AND GO NINTENTO AND SCAM TREES "I think he lives here." HE POINTED TO A OLD SOUP FACTORY BEENY'S SOUP A OLD RUN DOWN PLANCE KNOWN FOR THE RICHEST GUY TO LIVE BEN DROWNED IDK WH YHIS NEAME IS BEN BUT POP OFF IG. "You shuldn't don that" A VOICE SPOOK I WAS SO SCARD I SAT IN NEIL'S LAP (He has the ability to sit on thin air) THAT'S SO HOT
Neil's POV:
DOUG SAT IN MY LAP OUT OF FER AND CREAMED "You alright bro?" I ASKED HIM BUT HIS TIMBERS WERE SHRIVERS AND THE BENNY BOY CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS "I was doing shit wtf do you want?" HE SNARLED AT US I CANT BELIVE WE COUGHED THAT ON CAMRA
TO BE CONRIEFUES ~
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NEIL BREEN X VELOCIPASTOR
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