[ weirded out - toman ]

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“ dude know how to wear shorts properly, i can already see your butt crack “
i scoffed at Rion

“ why the fuck would you look at my butt crack? Do you have a fetish or something? “
Rion replied back to me

“ ew no, thats lewd, who even has butt crack fetish? “
My expression turned into disgust as i furrowed my brows and my forehead wrinkled

“ you obviously “
Rion rolled her eyes away from me and looked over the refrigerator 

“ your disgusting, get out of here “
i threw a pillow at her

‘ Ding–dong ‘ was the sound heard after the defining silence

“ YES THE PIZZA IS HERE– “
Ai ran over the door swiftly and fast as fuck

“ hello sir here is the payme– “
Ai stopped her sentence midway

In the front of her gaze, she saw a blonde guy that was badly bruised up and had nosebleed and the one carrying him was a guy with another blonde hair but lets say the eyes are coloured green

“ who the fuck are you– “
Ai's sentence was stopped when i pushed her out epically

“ EW WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING TARTAR– “
Ai screeched at Me, since it was irritating i just ignored her

“ ah where's my manners, come in! Come in! “
I say in a very i don't know way shit

The guy who was carrying the other blondie went inside our damn big ass mansion

“ Dude who is that? He looks badly bruised up! “
Chieko shrieked as she got out of her room

“ can you guys tell your names before i let you all occupy the guests room? “

The one who was carrying the other blondie hesitated to spoke but eventually rolled it up

“ I'm Takemichi Hanagaki, this is Manjiro Sano... “

Takemichi pointed at Manjiro whom he was carrying

“ guys, does anyone here have oversized t–shirts? “
i asked before looking back at Takemichi and Manjiro

“ i do. “
Mona was still in the stairs about to get food but since i asked a question she stopped, answered then raised her hand

“ can you lend some to these guys? “
i ask Mona as i turn my gaze back to her

“ mhm “
Mona nodded before going back up in the stairs again

“ are you sure you're fine with us staying in your estate for one night? “
Takemichi frowned at me, oh boy it sure does feel nice to meet someone so proper and kind

“ yeah! Afterall we live in this big mansion, lets say i pay for the bills. “
i proudly spoke up as i stared at them two while doing a closed eye smile

“ YOU FILTHY ASS LIAR, I LITERALLY PAY FOR THE BILL AND CHIEKO PAYS FOR THE WATER, MONA PAYS FOR THE GROCERIES AND AI IS THE ONE WHO CLEANS YOUR ROOM AND OUR ROOMS AND YOUR GONNA FUCKING SAY THAT YOU PAY FOR THE BILLS?, BITCH THE AUDACITY, SHAME ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER! “
Rion screamed at me since she is hugely OFFENDED by my words

“ chill man, i was just joking.. “
i wore the ‘😧‘ emoji as my expression

“ yeah no fuck you, if you go to sleep tonight, ill shove some fireworks on your fucking pussy “
Rion just held her hand out and the middle finger was the only finger that stood up

“ ooh, exciting i wonder how it fee– “
i stopped my sentence when i was interrupted by Mona

“ oh, sorry did i disturb your talk? Continue. “
Mona apologized since she felt bad that she did cut off the talk by interrupting

“ no no its fine hun, by the way did you get the clothes? “
i asked Mona while slightly smiling a bit

“ yeah, here you go “
Mona handed out the clothes to Takemichi and Manjiro who were sitting on my– i meant our couch

“ Sorry if we bothered you everyone... “
Takemichi suddenly spoke up while frowning

“ oh hunny its fine! Afterall your friend needs a rest after being bandaged by Ai “
i smiled at him

“ come on, ill lead you to the guest room.. “
Chieko just lent a hand for Takemichi to grab on, when he stood up he followed Chieko while he left Manjiro on the couch

“ wait dude, is that abs? “
Rion suddenly spoke up and broke the silence treatment

“ stfu, go get a blanket for this guy instead of mumbling weird shit “
i rolled my eyes as i gave Rion a middle finger and i received back on what i sent to her

“ fine! “
Rion groaned as she left her room only to come back with a blanket, enough for Manjiro's body to be covered, she had just put the blanket on Manjiro while he was still asleep

“ now i'm going to sleep, good night hoe “
Rion starting waltzing towards her room

“ night whore! “
I reply back at her

i then closed the lights and went to my room to sleep

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Yeah okay that shit was pretty long dont yall think? Btw i wrote this around 2 am dont attack me if theres any grammar of spelling mistakes, by the way there might be slow updates since my birthday is like TODAY as in TODAY anyways see you kiddo's