Today was a special day for Barack Obama. Today was the day he would be getting married to his one true love, Justin Bieber. Barack was very nervous.
What if Justin said no? What if Justin got drunk on the after party and kissed another man? What if Justin didn't love him anymore? But Barack didn't think that Justin would say no; Justin loved him with all his heart. Hopefully.
He was immediately pulled out of his thoughts when he saw himself in the mirror.
"Damn! I look good today! Who could resist a booty like mine?" He thought to himself. Definitely not Justin. Maybe it would be okay.
