Doorways POV
I saw Bruno Buccibaddie run away crying like a baddie after he caught me cheating on him with another doorway. I instantly shot up and ran after him, I turned a corner and slammed into something. I was sent into space just like Kars, what the hell did I run into??? Well
She ran into Bruno Buccibaddie's thicc cheeks and ended up getting thrown off earth because of just how massive and juicy they are. Bruno turned around and cried seeing his doorway fly off of earth.. He cried out "damn my thick cake" and sobbed. He saw their children and took them home, the gang flipped out. He growled and hissed and barked like the baddie he is at the gang and took his children into his room. He trimmed their karen haircuts and cried beautifully while looking up at the sky. He put on baddie lipstick and wore baddie perfume, then he howled at the sky in honor of his beautiful and lovely doorway..
Abbacchio then had multiple break downs that night and got a therapist. The rest of the gang decided to leave Bruno alone and moved out.
