A/N: WOOOAAHHH1! Thanks for the responses guys! We are @cbarbersc are very overwhelmed, but pleasantly so, whelmed, yoju might say. We are suffiently and effiencitly whelmed. Make no mistake. We're saying thank you right now, to you, the reader, for reading. You read like no other, you listened when no one else would, you were there for me in my darkest times, at my darkest hour, at 2 O'clock in the AM. You saved me, I am forever grateful. You know, I think Jyggalag really liked this, he doesn't say much but when he does he has nothing. But joy! For the listener of his speeches as they get to hear his most wonderous voice and syrupy of tones, a garden of voices, his being the best one. A golden, velvety voice like that of velvet if it could talk. If velvet could talk, it would be Jyggalag, so says Jyggalag, and so say we all, as we are in agreement tonight. You have made Jyggalag very happy, he is no longer forlorn, but he's all tuckered out now, tuckered in, he wants to die, that's a lie, aye aye aye! Oh don't mind me, an old man, clinging to his brushes. Oh whats that? Whats the time? I didn't even see it! Time flies when you're in the middle of fun! Oh well! That's me then1 That's just me, k'now, just don't know my own strength as a writer. They call me the Beast of Markarth, at least I hope so, never been, only ever been to Leyawiin. Where I live, actually, never left the city walls. Leyawiin is a hotspot for guys like me, melting pot of different cultures and races, like argonians, kahjitt, at least ;0, that's what the loading screens told me wink wink. But that's all that I have, dear reader, for you. For you, for you. I love you, reader, you're like a son to me, or daughter, if you prefer, haha. But here I go, I'm off now, I've kept ya long enough. Off to Olav's tap and Tack, first time I've ever set foot outside Leyawiin, the misadventures of Jyggalag have inspired me to have my own misadventures, but I'm off now, you can trust me, don't worry. Here I go! Walking out the city gates now! Boy they are heavy! I see the sky! It is so blue! It is true what they always say, the grass is always greener on the other side of Leyawiin. Fare thee well, dear traveler, fare thee well. I'm off, my dearest of Brethren, those closest to my heart, can you feel it beating? It yearns for you! I'm halfway there! Hallway to winning your heart that is! You're my friend, reader, our friend. But time to commit some daring do, to do some dare, over there. I dare you to stop me! I'm unstoppable, invincible, I'm in my lane, I can't be stopped, I can only be contained by Leyawiin! Watch me go, see how I dance, see how I casually stroll to Bruma. Goodbye! TILL our paths cross again. Bye. You too. Th
