the assembly of heathens

this was a bad idea

captainsexy added ellie and 6 others to the chat

captainsexy: yo!

angrymf: no.

giantbitch: what is this?

færyking: im already confused and worried

burglar: king you suck

færyking: i jUST GOT HERE-

captainsexy changed ellie's username to literalgoddess

literalgoddess: welcome back to meliodas being my favorite sweetheart

angrymf: *vomiting noises*

thegoodsucc: youre just as soft as him dont even

angrymf: ssshhhhHHHHH dont expose me

theholyone: hello?

captainsexy: everyone

captainsexy: ive gayhered you here

captainsexy: for some very important business

burglar: gayhered

captainsexy: shUT

færyking: and that business would be?

captainsexy: to enforce our dumbassery

thegoodsucc: of course

giantbitch: sounds festive

angrymf: i already want to leave

captainsexy: isnt this better than listening to lectures though?

angrymf:

angrymf: whatever

literalgoddess: it beats listening to ludociel criticize me on my schoolwork that iSNT EVEN HIS

captainsexy: im transferring to your class

giantbitch: meliodas NO

captainsexy: meliodas YES

burglar: overprotective much?

thegoodsucc: someone called elaine flat chested and you threatened to give them a free sex change

burglar: gelda

burglar: i didnt become friends with you for you to get to know me

theholyone: WJKDKWJJDKE

færyking: for once, i approve of ban

burglar: approve of my balls in yo jawls

færyking: i revoke my approval

giantbitch: only im allowed to do that

literalgoddess: DIANE-

literalgoddess: omg

literalgoddess: if this squinty eyed know it all doesnt shut his mouth

literalgoddess: im gonna whack him with a folder

captainsexy: ive taught her well

angrymf: youre a menace

captainsexy: youre too kind to me brother

angrymf: die

theholyone: im actually having a great time watching guila and jericho hopelessly deny their raging homosexuality

burglar: jeritoe is gay?

burglar: who knew?

literalgoddess: everyone and their grandmother

captainsexy: JERITOE

angrymf: only you would find that funny

thegoodsucc: you just laughed at it??

angrymf: this sucks

giantbitch: this is the best

literalgoddess: THANK GODDESS CLASS IS OVER

literalgoddess: oh

literalgoddess: oh no

theholyone: ???

færyking: should we be worried

literalgoddess: the goody two shoes galore team has assembled outside my classroom

literalgoddess: send help they are trying to talk to me

captainsexy: im omw

giantbitch: on his way to get expelled more like

thegoodsucc: those poor poor boys

burglar: those four are down bad for elizabeth's mom istg

angrymf: thats rancid

captainsexy: mission accomplished

literalgoddess: JKWJENEKWJEBENN2792:$'elew

giantbitch: same bro

theholyone: i cant believe i just witnessed that

angrymf: uh oh

thegoodsucc: let me put down my tea for this

literalgoddess: HHHHHHHNNNNNNNN

captainsexy: :))

færyking: why is elizabeth dying

theholyone: meliodas literally grabbed a handful of her butt and flustered the posse of preps too much to speak

theholyone: mael was FUMING

theholyone: and then meliodas just straight up took her

færyking: thats horrible

literalgoddess: THIS WASNT WHAT I MEANT BY H E L P

captainsexy: some things just have to be done

thegoodsucc: how do you always witness these things elaine

theholyone: im a mind reader i can sense that shite

angrymf: i dont want to be related to him anymore

giantbitch: did you ever in the first place?

angrymf: good point

giantbitch: i always make good points

burglar: you tried to box a squirrel the other day for taking your sandwich

giantbitch: it was justified!!!

giantbitch: and i got it back, didn't i?

færyking: thats my girl

angrymf: ew

captainsexy: prepare to be exposed by gelda in 3 2

thegoodsucc: i dont even think i have to say anything at this point, he knows his place

angrymf: youre supposed to be on my side

literalgoddess: meliodas also knows his place

captainsexy: hold on

captainsexy sent no-i-dont.jpeg to assembly of heathens

giantbitch: do i want to know why elizabeth is blushing so much

færyking: probably not

literalgoddess: HVEJJSJSEJEKEK

burglar: i can literally see the hickey

theholyone: PFF

angrymf: ill keep quiet this time

captainsexy: if you know whats good for you

thegoodsucc:

thegoodsucc: he does not