Katiewoo pov:
*later on*
I was in the Tesco's bathroom crying and grabbing onto the walls while trying to squish the biggest shart I've ever done
"GMMGMGMGMG" I make constipation noises trying to squish this shart out.
"AH" it finally came out but...
I broke the toilet bowl into tiny little pieces..omg how am I going to fix this I ask cursing myself.
I rush out the bathroom without washing my already sweaty manky hands Jerkybum loved holding, when I got out I saw my mum stealing from the cash register so i decided to walk up to her.
"Oi you nitty brat!" She hissed at me, I blushed so much.
"Hewwo mummy yummy scrummy in my tum tum!" I smiled with happiness!
she grabbed me by my unicorn ponytail and whispered more like growled into my ear
"You take the money home and do not tell anyone about this"
"Owkay mumsiemoo" I gave her a peck on the cheek and crutched home never mind I forgot I'm out school I can stop faking it.
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*this idea was from Naomi *
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UNO cards<3|| Katiewoo x Jerkybum
Romance"Zephyr/Dains! Me and Jerkybum are going to get the UNO cards!" Was the last thing sigma heard from Katiewoo while they were reading "no longer human" to sigma before something traumatic would happen that changed a lot of things.
