mike was on the toilet.... (hot stuff right?) then suddenly Shrek comes out of nowhere he says...
"heyyy baba grill😏"
"Im not a girl" said mike
"ok heyyy baba boi😫" said shrek
mike thinks to himself "he's hot🥵"
"I know what your thinking" said shrek
"😳" said mike
"your thinking that im hot😏" said shrek
"y-y-y-y-y-y-your w-w-w-w-w-w-wrong" said mike cutely UwU
"sorry but im taken by my wife even though im gae 😫" said shrek
" well she's not here now is she😏" said mike
"I guess your right 😏" said shrek
"lets go to the bedroom😏" said mike
"ok...UwU 🥺" said shrek
when they get to the bedroom suddenly out of nowhere kim kardashennn comes out from under the bed
"I hear you sleep baba grill" said Kim
"IM NOT A GIRL" said mike
"awww man" said Kim
"wait...... are you with my one true love shark????" said Kim
"and why were you going to the bedroom?????😰" said Kim
"GRRRRRRRRRR YOU SUSSY BAKA🤬🤬" said Kim
" we where going to bang until you showed up😡" said mike
then out of nowhere Micheal Jackson came out of nowhere
"IS THAT A CHICKEN???😳" said Kim
"yes" said Michael jakeson
"GET OUT OF THE ROOM SO WE CAN BANG🤬" said mike
"NOO🤬" said Michael Jackson and Kim
Kim runs at mike and Michael jackson runs at shrek
to be continued..... will shrek and Mikey finally get to bang??? will Kim and Micheal Jackson get there true loves WHO WILL WIN tune in next time for Shrek x Micheal cannon