It was a tale of great woah! Of this tale of woe, it's started like many stories do at the beginning, why you ask? Fuck you I can do what I want. In fact I will start in the middle so you don't judge me.
It all started in the middle. I was forced onto the floor, I heard someone say, "Spread those butt cheeks Mallon." However I was completely out of it and I assumed he was talking about one of the henchmen, so I used my super strength from the radiation earlier, to wrestled one to the ground and pull his butt cheeks open for the guy. Luckily the police got there, after getting called by this green frog I met earlier called Kermit. He was mostly nice, except when he fucked my wife. It was very consensual.
Oh, just realised that my wife was a frog, that's why he hit that.
Anyway, Kermit busted in to the warehouse in full police outfit. With a baton, " Hey, you there! Stop fucking my sex toy!" I was so happy, but I wasn't being fucked, to be back into the hands of Kerm-Kerm I busted my nut all over his hands and mouth. It was also very consensual. The end.
