The Doppelganger

That Girl

In walks the most stunning woman he has ever seen is his life. Your e/c eyes, your h/l h/c hair and your smile... gods, has he ever seen anyone like you? He thinks not. And what the fuck are you wearing? Your f/c gown is so sheer, he can see everything you have to offer! Fuck, if only he could stop staring at you! You have similar markings on your body, with the same rose; but this one says 'Levi'. He's smacked upside the head, distracting him from the sight of you, as "Levi" pulls you up against him.

"Eyes off my prize, shithead." He says and then turns to you. "Thought you were mad at me baby." He kisses you, and you kiss him back, running your hands hungrily up his chest.
"You know I can't stay away for long." You say, and turn your gaze to the beaten man gazing at you, despite "Levi's" warning. "You never told me you had a twin?"

They both snort in derision at your words, then feeling uncomfortable at the identical reaction; both run their hand through their hair.
"He's a nobody. Just some Fred-looking ascot wearing scooby-doo cast reject." He gives it a tug and then shoves him.

"It's a cravat, shit-stain." Levi says defensively, readjusting the said article of clothing.
Levi makes to hit him again, but you stop him; placing your hand gently on his wrist.
"Babe..." You turn his head to look at you and give him a kiss, distracting him from the man for a moment.

"What's your name?' You ask, and "Levi" groans.
"Go ahead, tell her your name dumb ass. She should get a real kick out of this."
"L-levi." He says, blushing madly and trying not to look you directly in the eyes. You give him a startled look, and then look to "Levi" for confirmation. He nods.
"It appears you've been sleeping with the wrong man all these years. What a waste."
"You're BOTH Levi? Doppelgangers? Different dimensions, maybe?" You look from one to the other with growing interest.
"The fuck you goin' on about, woman?"
"Something I've read..." You reply distractedly.

"Levi" grabs you around the waist, planting a kiss on your neck, and growls at you playfully. "You and your books..."
"So you two are exactly the same? Same attributes?" You grin playfully at him, pointedly looking below the waist at each of them.
Levi blushes, but the other him just scowls. Giving you a rough shove, he dismisses you. "Go make me something to eat. whore."
He turns his lidded gaze back to Levi. "Now, dumb ass; where were-"
And is punched square in the face.

Oh he knows this type. He used to be one of these loser punks himself. There's a difference though, he would NEVER treat a woman with such disrespect. Ever. Maybe it's his memories of his mother, or maybe just his ingrained sense of right or wrong. Doesn't matter, really. He's going to pound the ever loving shit out of this douche bag. As "Levi" stumbles back in shock, Levi strides forward and throws blow after blow. He's done with this fucker.

There's just one problem. "Levi" has regained his footing and is fighting back. Neither can really get an advantage over the other, it's like shadow boxing. Every punch thrown is blocked. Every kick, deflected. Every attempt to grab or throw, denied. The two men jump back from each other, exhausted and frustrated.

You walk in at that moment with a sandwich in each hand and eye the two with disgust.
"Seriously?" You ask, handing them both a sandwich. "Do you two manly men think you could go a little easier on the place? I'm the one who's going to end up cleaning this shit."
"Levi" ignores the comment and eyes Levi mistrustfully. "Why the hell did you make him a fucking sandwich?"
"It felt weird not too, babe. I mean, fuck... look at him."
"Nah, I'm sick of his fucking face. Go wait for me on the bed." He gives your ass a slap. "I'll be there in a minute." he says, walking over to Levi.

"Think it's about time you leave, asshole. Don't know what the fuck you came here for, but consider yourself lucky you're walking out alive."
Levi gives him an incredulous look, and indicates around the room with his outstretched hands. "Where? Where, fucker?"
"Don't know, and I don't fucking care. Last chance."
Levi walks to the bedroom door, looking back once. "Don't understand why you put up with his bullshit, lady."