*BAM* the door flies off its hinges and falls to the floor, making a satisfying plop sound. Majima is standing there holding a karate pose while Kiryu is behind him, looking unamused. Phoenix runs over to Majima and greets him, ignoring the fact that he just vandalized his expensive New York apartment building. "Feels good to be out of that suitcase," Majima explains, "I was starting to lose air, hah!" Phoenix laughs at his joke and Raoul slides out of the closet, hugging the walls like he's in some sort of ninja mission. He summersaults across the floor until he reaches the bathroom door. He knocks. "Miles! Get your ass out here!" Phoenix watches him for a moment, then turns back to Majima. "We're all ready! Kiryu could you please get the bags for us?" Kiryu rolls his eyes. "Mm." He says in agreement and picks up Phoenix's backpack, Miles' suitcase, Patrick's duffle bag, and Raoul's briefcase. "Woww, Kiryu chan! You're so strong!" Majima swoons and Kiryu blushes a little. "Hey, where's Patrick, anyway?" Majima asks. Patrick sticks his head out of the closet with a shirt on his head. Miles walks out of the bathroom, looking like he's just witnessed the death of a mother and her 3 children. "Alright, seems everyone's ready, lets go!" Majima grins and Kiryu follows behind him. Raoul pulls Patrick along with him by the hand, who still has a shirt over his face. Miles walks out slowly, walking as if he were trudging through thick mud. Phoenix follows after him and goes to shut the door, but realizes that he no longer has a door. He shrugs, not wanting to worry about his house getting robbed when he wants to have fun, and then leaves.
The party took two cabs to the airport: Majima, Miles, and Phoenix in one and Kiryu, Raoul, and Patrick in the other. Kiryu made sure to sit up front, which was a wise decision on his part as Raoul and Patrick got into a fist fight then started snorting cocaine in the backseat. Majima was texting Kiryu the whole time, but Kiryu didn't look at his phone once. Phoenix and Miles sat in awkward silence. At the airport, they all had some time to spare. Patrick and Miles read the books provided at the waiting areas. Patrick kept outwardly complaining about the book which kept distracting Miles who had to read the same first page 4 times in a row. Kiryu was also reading but sat on the opposite side of the large seating area so he didn't have to interact with them. Majima, Phoenix, and Raoul went to grab a bite to eat. For Majima, tanghulu watermelon, for Phoenix, an egg sandwich, and for Raoul he had a hotdog. He loves hotdogs, sausages, and other assorted weiners. After the wait, they make it onto the plane, and because Kiryu has previously held the pilot at gunpoint, their trip was super short. They made it from New York to Japan in 5 minutes. Everyone but them died from the high speeds.
Once they make it to Kamurocho, they all decide to break up into groups. Patrick, Miles, Phoenix, and Kiryu are all going to the bar to get a drink while Majima and Raoul want to dance it out at the disco. Patrick and Raoul smooch each other goodbye and Majima hugs Kiryu, kicking his legs in the air for a moment. Kiryu just stands there. "Goodbye, Kiryu chan! We'll catch up with you guys in an hour or two!" Majima lets go and runs into the club. Raoul runs after him and waves goodbye. "You two have fun!" Patrick shouts just before Raoul makes it in the door. Kiryu turns and glares at Patrick who responds with a smile.
The club is full of life, loud music thumping, lights flashing, tons of other people dancing to the music. Raoul looks around. "Woah, I haven't been to a club like this in a while!" "Get used to it, now that you're friends with me and Kiryu chan you'll be able to party whenever you want!" Majima pays for his and Raoul's tickets. They walk over to the DJ. Raoul grabs a little book and flips through a pamphlet of all the songs. It's in Japanese but there's the names of the songs in English. "Friday Night, that sounds like a fun song," Raoul says to Majima. "Eh? That's a bit basic don't you think?" Raoul shrugs. Majima turns to the DJ and tells him what song to play. The lights dim and the music blasts from the speakers. The funky synth begins to play and Majima runs out to the dancefloor. Raoul turns and follows him. They begin to dance in time with the song, throwing their hands in the air and moving to the beat. Majima watches him and nods, he can dance pretty good for a druggie, he thinks. Raoul watches his moves as well, thinking, he can dance pretty good for a gay person! Their moves begin to hasten, getting more and more impressive as they have begun to try and show off. Without them knowing, they just started a dance-off between each other. But before they know it, the song ends. Majima smiles sneeringly and crosses his arms. "Nice moves!" Raoul smirks back. "Thanks, not too bad yourself!" "You were just a bit stiff in the back! Might wanna get that checked out, ojisan!" "Ojisan?! I'm not old!" Raoul replies, "I'm only in my thirties! Hey, make the DJ play that song again, man! Let's see who's the old man here!" Majima chuckles and turns to the DJ and tells him to play the song again.
They break into dance again, throwing their bodies around in a choreographed frenzy. Weaving in and out of each other's arms and legs, showing off how much they could really get down. Majima begins to become violent, attempting to trip up Raoul. Raoul sees through him and dodges his attempts, but not before Majima lands a punch on Raoul's face. He laughs maniacally and Raoul holds his cheek. The beat thumps harder and instead of reacting, he keeps dancing. Sliding around Majima, sweeping his leg and causing Majima to trip and fall. "Hah!" Raoul laughs. "You fell for your own attack!" Majima frowns and stands back up. Raoul, realizing what he has done, starts to run away. Majima grabs him by the shirt and spins him around, throwing another punch at him. Raoul ducks quickly and rolls under his legs, popping up back out behind him. He grabs his wrists and they start to tango together. A crowd gathers around, watching as the two fail to beat each other up but succeed in throwing down some sick moves. Majima breaks from Raoul's grip and pulls out a pocket knife, who in return pulls out his hunting knife. "I don't wanna use this man!" Raoul says, backing up. "I do!" Majima replies and swings at him. Raoul dodges and hops around him. Majima swings at him to the beat of the song. Raoul dodges every time and doesn't swing back. Raoul runs off of the dancefloor and onto a table, Majima follows and swings at him again. Raoul jumps over him and rolls, sticking the landing. "Oh." He says to himself, surprised he managed to do that. He quickly gets up as Majima is still after him. They dance their hearts out, mainly out of rage and fear. As the song begins to end, Majima swings at Raoul one more time and sticks his arm in the air, leaning back. The song ends with the two striking a pose. The crowd all applaud them and return to their seats. Majima and Raoul are panting heavily. Raoul wipes the sweat off his bald head and Majima takes his hair out of the ponytail. They both put their knives away and give each other a manly handshake. "Impressive!" they say in unison. They smile and laugh, letting go of their hands and walking out of the bar casually.
Raoul and Majima return to the bar. Patrick and Kiryu are sitting across from each other in a booth. Phoenix and Miles have already walked off by now. They sit next to their respective boyfriends and Raoul takes a sip of Patrick's milkshake. "That's a damn good milkshake!" Patrick nods in agreement. Majima hugs Kiryu tightly, but he pushes him away. "You're stinky, Majima. And sweaty." Majima chuckles. "Me and Raoul just had a really fun time! He can really dance!" Raoul smiles and leans on Patrick. Patrick has not been having a good night. He's been trying to befriend Kiryu and Kiryu has just stared at him or replied with "okay" or "yeah". He drinks his milkshake, getting a shiver from how awkward it was before they got here. "We should dance again soon," Raoul says to Majima. Majima nods in agreement. "Now, I need a drink!" Raoul says, rubbing his hands together wickedly. Majima orders a nice sake while Raoul orders a bunch of mixed drinks that he thought looked pretty in the pictures. By the end of the night, Raoul was completely wasted and had to get carried to a hotel by Patrick. Phoenix and Miles went to the same hotel later that night and Kiryu and Majima returned to their home.
The next day, everyone needs to be flown home. Miles and Phoenix had an amazing date last night and are excited to return home to pursue their relationship. Raoul and Patrick are disheveled like they always are in the mornings. Raoul is hungover and Patrick just never really sleeps well. Mainly because Raoul wakes him up constantly to tell him stupid things like how he had a falling dream or wants a kiss or something. They make their way to the airport and they have to give their goodbyes. "Keep in touch with us in Gaming Server!" Phoenix says to Kiryu and Majima. "Will do," Kiryu replies blandly. Majima and Raoul handshake again, slapping each other on the back. "Good work!" Majima says, smiling. "No, good work to you. You were amazing, man!" "Aw, thanks." Majima and Raoul laugh at each other. Patrick awkwardly says goodbye to Kiryu who just ignores him. Patrick clears his throat. "Good talk." he walks away. They all take the plane home, the fight again only being a couple of minutes. Raoul and Patrick return to their apartment and watch horror movies together. When Phoenix and Miles return home, they see the apartment was completely raided and everything they own has been stolen from them. Phoenix laughs it off and Miles stands there as if he was about to cry. "Don't worry, Edgeworth! We're all rich as heck, remember? We can rebuy it all! Now let's kiss!" He grabs Miles and kisses him. The end.
