banana man vs bernie sanders

banana man meets bernie sanders in the fridge

Banana man went to go check his humongous monster stack of bananas. He whistled until he came to an abrupt stop. No ... his bananas were gone.....
He started to sob... he looked in fridge to see if his stash was there but GASP!! inside, instead of bananas was BERNIES SANDERS?? "How dare you...." cried banana man. Bernie sanders laughed in his face. "You absolute fool! You dumbass! I have stolen all of them.. Now .. they are mine." Banana man got up. He looked over at bernie sanders. He then breathed in, put his hair in a messy bun & began to sing fight song. "im gonna win......."