half serious
kinda smutty oo
"AAAAAH" 7up screamed at coke as the soviet union collapsed.
"the ussr is well gone why'd it just collapse again. anyways what do you want" coke said
7up just kinda did a brief dance then said „im meeting up with mtn dew and pepsi wanna come"
coke nodded vigorously „yes".
they appeared at a pavement where the other two were
"hello pepsi" coke waved and rolled over one time
pepsi seemed a lil red faced and replied "hi"
they sat near to each other as 7up default danced.
"do you guys wanna try vodka for no apparent reason" 7up asked
"yes pls" coke replied
"no" sprite looked at mtn dew
mtn returned the look "me neither"
coke took a shot glass from 7up's hand and drank it "yum yum" he yelled then generated 3.5 more (yes the glass itself would be in half too) and drank them "hrghh"
"fickle fuckle he's drunk" 7up states and ran away
mtn dew looked apologetically at coke and pepsi and ditched
"don't leave me with- fuck. i guess i'll take care of this" pepsi grunted
coke did a flip and then gayly rested his head on pepsi's lap.
pepsi looked pissed at him. "the fuck?"
"giv e me smoochies" coke said lol
"um"
"or i will do it by forc e"
"uhh"
pepsi then felt himself pushed to the ground, and looked up to see coke towering over him, who immediately shoved his lips against pepsi's. "what the f-mgh..."
his waist was caressed with cold hands that forced their way under his hoodie, causing him to arch his back like hell lol
"ahh- oh f-fuck..." hands were now stroking his v line. "don't you.. mmh- dare, this is a p-pavement- ahn..."
coke only hiccuped in response, and kissed along pepsi's jawline.
it was really shitting cold btw
"damnit.. why are you... ghh... doing this?.." pepsi was fricking shivering with a strong pleasure not just the cold lol
"i.. *hic* love you..." coke replied, before biting down on pepsi's flesh.
moaning slightly, pepsi tried to shove coke off him, but coke stayed put and began uhh cock rubbing not clickbait
"ah-... hah.. why the- n..ah~ -fuck..?"
i'm not doing more jesus christ
