One day at a time in the day Jack went to the Superbowl. This is jacks first superbowl so he brought salad and giant utensils because he thought it waz a place to share food in a giant bowl. ( I know I spelled was wrong it is for a reason so just deal with it and YOLO). When he got there he saw that it wazn't a giant bowl so he waz very mad. Half way through the game he started to turn into a giant snail and just kept on getting bigger and bigger until he destroyed the whole stadium which got the government mad .Nat who is the leader told them to drop a nuke right on its shell. After that didn't work he brought tanks that shot FDR ( if you don't know what that is it is something I can't mention right now) to shoot it down but it just got happier when they shot it with FDR so Nat being the worst commander ever left screaming saying I need to change my pants and hide.
