Demarcus: That's why you don't have feet you big eyed octopus bitch!!!(he shouted)
Squiddle: AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM CUNT?!!
Dequiddle cupcake jr.: GUYS STOP FIGHTING PLEASEEEE!!!(the son)
Demarcus: STAY OUT OF THIS THING, I AM JUST HAVING A "talk" WITH YOUR MOM...
Dequiddle cupcake jr.: NO YOUR NOT< YOU CALLED HER A NONO WORDS...thats illegal.....
Demarcus: THATS IT...YOUR DONE!!!!
Narrnarator: Demarcus pickles up Dequiddle cupcake jr and violently chucks it out the window with NO remorse...*
Squiddle: NOOOOOOO... OUR BABY.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE....YOU MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Narrnarator: Sfx:Monster by skillet starts playing as Demarcus moon walks out the room. (not cool demarco :(((((((.)
Cut to Dequiddle cupcake jr. falling out the window................
Narrnarator: Just as Charlee was jamming down the street listening to the zombie song nightcore, he saw a screaming helpless child falling out a window...So he leapt into action. Dramatically pulling his headphones out of his ear, quickly turning into a dragon half demon half angel part zombie being and flying across the street. He nimbly catches Dequiddle cupcake jr....
Narrnarator:
Charlee: "Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.
Dequiddle cupcake jr.: omg.....YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE...how can I ever repay you kind sir.......Wait i just remembered...I DON'T HAVE A HOME Narrnarator: *it says as it swipes its hair out of its sad eyes*
Narrnarator: *Charlee and Dequiddle cupcake jr. conect eyes for exactly 53.904 seconds...*
Charlee:i'm sorry little man you will never be alone again come home with me and live as a normal child Narrnarator: *charlee says as he misgender Dequiddle cupcake jr. in its face*
Dequiddle cupcake jr.: DID YOU JUST MISGENDER ME ;[[[[[[[[[[[[[[... Narrnarator:*with fire in its eyes*
Charlee: I know what I've done, the harm I have caused, the suffering I have inflicted, there is no hope for me. I will rot here with the thousands before me who have sinned and will suffer endless repayment for the pain I have caused. I have caused you to break thousands of bones here before I learn. Narrnarator: Sfx: sextape -deftones (instrumental)
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Demarcus x Squddile's Bizzare bizarre excursionsby-syd+Liz
WerewolfDemarcus and Squiddle have a marriage. They trudge through water, mud, snow, poop, deez nutz, and feed. They will have lots downfalls and upfalls. And lots of things are going to cause that. You will see their marriage life through and through.