you were looking aroumd for your long lost dad, rock dwayne johnson until you ran into a fat ass and felt the person turn around to you. as you looked up at the person with that big booty you saw the hottest woman in existance.
her cheeks.\, were just like your chilcdoods crushs, papyrus. her eyebrows, reminded you of that little garden snake that bit your grandmas ankle when you were 3,
her eyes.. reminded you of the melatonin bottle cap that you swalled once when yiu were 6..
she was youre dream barbie girlfriend. befpre you knew it she said "hello, im judy booty." she she pucked up her big white girl lips at you as you blushed as red as your moms tampon you seen in the trash earlier this morning.
"u-u-u-u-u-u-ummm, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i....i-i-i-im... y-y-y-y-y-n-n-n..."
she smirked at you and picked you up in her perfect white jaws as you screamed
she brought u to a ugly willy wonka abandonded house and threw u on the couch and sat on ur lap and started watching the baseball game of redsocks vs the yankees.
you soon realized judy was made out of metal asher fat ass was crushing you
all of a sudden you saw the light and heard the whispers..."hallelujah....hallelujah...." YOU SAW JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF! THE MAN OF THE CROSS! THE CHRISTIAN ALOHONIC MAN!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! all of a sudden you felt yourself flying up into the sky and as you entered heaven.. youre favorite song started playing..
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position
I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bein' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces, kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's realI suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position
I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bein' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces, kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
