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        *at the mini-store...

Kid: Can I buy grapes?

Vendor: We don't sell grapes.

        *the next day

Kid: Can I buy grapes?

Vendor: We don't sell grapes.

        *the next day

KId: Can I buy grapes?

Vendor: We don't sell grapes! I will staple your mouth once you asked for that again!

        *later...

Kid: Do you have stapler?

Vendor: None.

Kid: Can I buy grapes?

Vendor: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!

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