it was masons 35th birthday today and he decided to go to DISNEY WORLD alone. he had no friends. he was a loner. anyway, he only packed a black hoodie, his shorts from the 3rd grade, long dad socks, and sandals. Ben and dover were so excited for the trip. they packed the nail polish so that they would look attractive for the other dawgs. they also packed some sunglasses if it got too sunny. mason and his dawgs left the house and headed to Disney. Mason was driving to slow so Ben and dover detached from the body and flew their in 10 minutes. mason was left to just use his hands on the gas and break. Ben and dover got to Disney and immediately went on a search to find their very hot crush. Minnie mouse. The dawgs have had a crush on her since they came out the fetus. they looked straight ahead and saw a mouse with a pink bow on. it was her. the dawgs ran so fast to her, getting weird looks from strangers. Ben and dover came to a screeching hault when they saw an ugly mouse with big yellow shoes strolling towards minnies direction. it was their arch nemesis, mickey mouse. The dawgs were furious now. filled with rage. dover faced Ben and they made a mutual connection. they charged towards mickey and kicked him right in his cloaca (butthole). Ben pulled mickeys tail and dover squeezed mickeys nose. Minnie was petrified so Ben comfortated her. dover continued to brawl it out with mickey. mickey flicked dover away, but dover landed on mickeys ears and shoved his toe in the ear drum. Ben left Minnie and kicked mickey in the crotch. Minnie decided to help the dawgs and stabbed mickey in the heart with her tail. killing him. the dawgs and Minnie went to their room and had a great night. mason finally got to Disney and went on a ride but he fell off bc he still didn't have his dawgs.
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