Hello, I'm π; over here on my abacus...still dividing. Don't judge me! You'd be irrational too if your mantissa went on forever and lacked patterns like a goddamn W.S. Maugham novel. I tried to change my mantra to 22/7, but Archimedes nearly blew a fuckin gasket like, "Ιησούς Χριστός, the whole universe will collapse!"
Fuck it. At least I'm not some sketchy radical like ✅. You ever asked square root to calculate a circle's area? And don't even start on me with cubed root. I'm tryna make myself whole. I got no room in my life for freaky ass deconstructed 3D shit.
