1 day later...
Jaden was in the bathroom taking a pee. "Ugh... I hate everyone at this stupid stupid place..." He growled to himself. He finished peeing, and finished how peeing works.
"Is that Jaden peeing? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Real baddies don't pee." Scooter laughed at him like a two wheeled transportation device that need a little WD40.
"NO! I WAS COUNTING MY EXCESSIVE CHANGE!" Jaden squealed.
"Yea, ok, sure." Scooter began throwing dollar bills at Jaden. "Well, I have a surprise for you!"
Heavy appears behind Scooter, and whips out a gleaming shiny electric razor. "Say goodbye to your home rat man!" Scooter laughed manically. "SUCKERRRRRR"
Jaden squealed as his gleaming shiny greasy mullet was cut right off his disgusting slimy scalp. "NOOOO!!!!!!! MY PIGGY BANK IS IN THERE!!"
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