Kurtis Conner x reader

The day you met

It was a nice day, you were sitting on a bench in the park. You were watching the ducks swim in the river, you smiled as they played happily together. "Excuse me?" You heard a voice from beside you. You looked over to see a man, who looked about in his twenties standing there. He had a brown curly mullet with a really cool Brown mustache to match and a nose piercing. He wore a white t-shirt with navy-blue jeans and some black and white shoes. "Is that seat taken?" He asked. " Oh, not at all" you said with a smile. He sat next to you, with his hands in his lap staring at the ducks. "They're so adorable, aren't they?" He spoke up. You looked at him, then back at the duck " yea. " you said with a smile. "I come out here everyday to watch them." You said looking at him. " Yea, I'd love to do that, but, I'm pretty busy. I love coming out here on my free time to watch them though. " he said, staring at the ducks. "Oh, what do you do that makes you so busy?" You asked, curiously. " Oh, well, I'm a comedian. " he said shrugging. "You are? What's your name?" You asked. " Uh.. Kurtis, Kurtis Conner. " he said scratching the back of his head. "What about you?" He asked smiling. " Oh, Y/N L/N" you said. Kurtis then pulled out a gun pointing it at you. You say there shocked with your hands up. Suddenly Kurtis turned into pitbull, his baldass head sparkled in the sunlight. "OMG PITBULL!?!?" you yelled shockingly. "Its Mr. World wide." He said, suddenly you heard a loud blast then everything went dark.

You opened your eyes to find yourself laying in your bed. "What the fuck" you said you yourself.