The Calamity in Remnant.

Part 9: Operation: Summer Break Part 1

(Mooshi: Okay I think I got an annotation system going here.)

Dialogue: "Potatoes"
Thoughts: 'Potatoes'
Me Talking: (Mooshi: "POTATOES!")
Whispers: "potatoes"
Sounds: *Cough*
Exposition: Potatoes
Action: [Picks up Potato]
Effect: {Muffled Monkey Violence}
Time Skip: --XX minutes/hours/days Later--

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Y/N's POV

Me, Iris, Azure, and Chrome have just come across a town to rest in, well... for them to rest in. Well, there are a few things I wanted to try in a small town. I want to see if the Pip-Boy 4K or the Cell Phone would change spawn points if I interact with a bed like in the game. Also how Theseus' Thread would work as well, like would it send me to Salems castle or would it send me to Mt. Glenn? 

(RC = Random Citizen)

RC1: "Who are those people?"

RC2: "They look like huntsmen and huntresses."

RC1: "Yeah, especially that blue-haired chick."

(DB = Drunk Bastard)

DB: "Yeah! She looks *Hic* like a total knockout. I'm tota *Hic* ly gonna sleep with her."

RC3: "I wouldn't do that... That big dude looks like he means business."

(Mooshi: "Note: Y/N is something like 6' 10", simply because I refuse to have Y/N be shorter than Jaune. Even though canonically a Terraria character is 6' 2"... Okay, I may have forgotten the height but I stand by my words!")

DB: "SO WHAT! *Hic* He's just some edgelord! I can beat his ass."

Y/N: 'Oh gods... I'm gonna kill him.'

The drunk waltzes on over to Azure and I see her visibly roll her eyes at the sight of him.

DB: "Hey babe *Hic* hows about you ditch those losers and come hang out at my place~"

Azure: [Trying to be nice] "No thanks sir, I'm busy at the moment."

DB: "Well we could get 'Busy' at my place."

Azure: [Twitching eye] "Like I said sir, I have things to do right now so I'm afraid I have to decline."

DB: "Aww *Hic* come on, stop playing hard to get babe~."

Chrome: "OI MAN! She told you that she's busy right now so buzz off!"

DB: "What did you say to me you filthy animal!"

Chrome: "I told you to buzz off!"

DB: "Filthy Faunus! I'll show you your place!"

The bastard then took a deep breath and began to scream.

DB: "HELP! POLICE! I'M BEING ATT-ACK!"

Before he could finish Azure roundhoused him in the face. The random citizens looked at the Drunk Bastard with a 'Finally somebody shut you the fuck up' glare. However, his little temper tantrum had gotten the local Police to come to the area. I seize up at the sight of the officer and reach for the handle of the Murasama.

The police officer had taken one look at the situation, sighed, and simply said.

(RO = Random Officer)

RO: "I'm sorry you had to deal with this idiot..."

The officer grabbed the unconscious man by the back of his collar and dragged him away.