"Oh No A Sexy Monster Kidnapped Me" ~ The Creature x Reader - {Dark Woods}

{4} The Mating Ritual

           I heard the start noise of a PS5 out in the living room. I then walked out to see Jeff the creature playing on his PS5. "Woah! Jeff, you have a PS5?" I asked, completely utterly shocked. Not only did this creature have big thicccccc juicy thighs but it also had a PS5?? How perfect was this! Husband material! I walked up to the creature, blush reddening my face, as I did another f-boy face, "Sheeeeeeeeeeesh boi you gotta lemme go on that PS5 baby boi." I said. The creature looked up, scared. I continued sheeeeeeeeeeshing and then even did the arm movement onto my arms. This creature started to blush and its eyes turned dark pink red. The creature, Jeff, knew that I was engaging in a mating ritual.  Each member of the animal species had a special mating ritual to attract their mates. Birds did dances. Other animals did other stuff. F-Boys who are one of the boiiiis did the sheeesh ritual. They believed it attracted every single female and showed dominance over other males but really it didn't. The creature got back up and started to do this back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atgLPrbbPGA

The creature and I were now mates. And as I was one of the boiiiiis, I had to get those lips. I walked up to the creature seductively. I shook my fat hips back and forth to make some sound. The creature had no reaction. I then pulled out some finger guns, "Oh baby boi you so fine today!" I murmered. The creature still had no reaction. "Wanna make out?" I asked. The creature shook its head and then went back onto the PS5. I then started crying, "I-I didn't wanna make out! I wanted to test your reaction!" I cried. The monster looked back at me very confused. I then sobbed and walked away. My brocken heart was even more broken. I might even die now. After emo mark had stabbed me with the plastic fork I became increasingly more weak and I was now very very fragile. My heart started to sob as I attempted to put a band aid on it. The band aid jumped off however. The band aid wasnt going to be the only thing jumping if I didn't get some love soon however. The creature then walked over to me with a glint of empathy in it's eyes. It turned me over and pushed its long neck's head into mine and then pushed me in. I gently carressed its gray luscious juicy lips. I leaned in for the kiss, my lips gently grazing his. I had to take it slow so that it would be PASSIONATE. It would be very sexy. The creature ate some mints and then grinned wildly. It had the wide grin of a pedophile. And you were the child he were to groom. The kiss got more and more sexier. The creature then gave me a hickey on the neck. I was weird so I liked it. However cool people like that stupid collogne and ranch knew that it was horrifying and weird and disgusting and below them. Thats why they were above it. THey would revamp the world with the rebellion, a place where hickies dont exist. I then smooched the creature again. We were now mates. And I liked it. 

The mating ritual was... completed...