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*at Food Hound...* (GET IT? LIKE FOOD LION??!!)

Moxxie: *trying to reach a glass preserves jar off of a high shelf*

Blitzø: *walks up to him and slowly takes the jar off the shelf*

Moxxie: Oh, thanks Blitzø!-

Blitzø: *looks Moxxie dead in the eyes as he drops the fragile jar on the floor, shattering it*

Moxxie: Wh- I NEEDED THAT FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!!

Blitzø: Welp, guess you shouldn't have been born short. Good luck next time, bucko.

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