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by yourteenagegrandma

Måneskin Mammamia playing on background. Skate is flying into mop of silver hair. Mop is slowly, dramatically falling down.

"Hello darling, I think today's training was wonderful, including the last element with flying
skate."

"I agree. Can I pee into your tea?" Purred a girl with white skates in response.

Now a strong man storms in. "WATAFAK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU, STAND UP! YOU TWO GO TO THE BALLET CLASS. AND TODAYS NIGHT YOU WIL HAVE TO WORK HARDER TO BE FORGIVEN😏" says Yakov.

"Oh hi. And where is your favourite? Yurio? Asked laying mess of silver hair, named Victor.

"I don't know, in some ass" barked Yakov.

"I wonder in whose? Yours?😏" Mumbled one of the girls.

Thankfully Yakov didn't hear that and started yelling at everyone he saw.

" He didn't have very satisfying last night I guess..."
"lol."
"Cmon, exist faster, let's go to the class"

BABUMMMMMM
HELLO! NOI SIAMO/WIR HEISSEN KRISTIKUKSUN AND ALISKUKSAN. BTW WE ARE LITERALL LEGENDS IN SKATING. KRISTIKUKSUN IS SISTER OF RAVEN FLYING HAIRS AND BROWN ORBS PERSON-YUURI KATSUKI. INTERESTING FACT: WE TRIED TO DIE ALREADY SIX AND A HALF TIMES:)

Sweat, blood and tears are felt in the ballet studio. It's a graveyard for your mental health...but you can still see two happy mops of curly and wavy hairs. And also barking and yelling teacher, who is rotting here her whole life.

After exhausting lesson, they went to complete their evening punishment(like in gulags)😏...cleaning studio from blood, sweat and tears. Two mops were hardly mopping. Now count, if one mop will mop the studio in one hour and the other in two, how long will they mop the studio together? (Try out is mandatory!) After counting you will get the answer. So after this time they could finally go home.