That awkward first
I really have no idea what to ask
Do you prefer interacting with a small-medium size group of friends or do you like things on a larger scale? What are you going to do with your life? Is it going to be a long one? Is it possible for you to have a substantial conversation? Maybe even a serious one, no jokes whatsoever? Who do you go to when you have a problem? Would you consider yourself a useful member of society, or can we do without you? Have you ever done something just to create a dramatic effect in a situation? British or Australian chicks? Do you prefer to call them chicks? Biddies? Females? Crazy other species? What makes you giggle? Are you terrified yet? Have you fallen up stairs, and then, whilst attempting to regain your bearings, fallen back down the stairs into a large crowd of stunned youngins’? Do you have a fetish? Have you ever dreamed about pink fluffy clouds and endless amounts of candy? Would you do things for the LOL’s or have you composed a strict code of conduct, to which you pledge to life you extremely fulfilling life by? What makes a friend? Do you see yourself as an independent or codependent individual? Have you ever wanted to go streaking? In public, like down the street, or on a mountain(regardless of the temperature)? Is your family one you enjoy going home to or would you rather be far, far away? Can you remember your dreams, vividly? Or are they more like mushy visuals and outlines of the foggy escapades your brain went on? Do screaming children bother you terribly? Can you close your eyes and ignore them, or must you talk yourself out of yelling at the haggard women, by attempting to understand how hard it is to be a mother? Have you ever gotten into a brawl? Do you have any talents worth mentioning? Like having the ability to ease tensions, or cause them? Do you believe in Olympic gods? Are you a Barnie fan or do you represent Arthur for life? What was the first concert you went to? Paisley or polka dots? Do you listen to music to have something to talk about, to pass the time in a car ride? Or is it not only listening to it, but breaking it apart, embracing it, loving it, enjoying it, wanting it, and acknowledge how great it is? Do maps confuse you? Is music a necessity? What’s your favorite kind of food? Have you ever been stuck in the middle of nowhere for a long period of time and asked yourself how the hell you ended up there, when really, you should have been at home, nice and toasty by the tv drinking hot coco and waiting for someone attractive to come in and take you out of your miserably boring life and into the world of love and happiness? When you were six, did you want to be an astronaut? Have you ever been inside of a dryer? Do you know how to beat those crazy Koreans in Starcraft? Will you teach me? Do you like brown eyes or colorful ones, that capture your soul and make your heart beat so fast you thought that someone slipped a little something in your drink? Does your mom yell at you when you don’t clean your room? Has she nicknamed it the homeless shelter? Do you get cupcakes on your half birthday? Have you ever tired yoga? Will you calm down? Can you befriend people easily, or do you choose not to? Or are you just handicapped in the friend department? Pussy drinks or can you take it like a real man and down that liquor like a bottle of smart water? Are you a dog or cat person? Did you watch the big comfy couch? Creationism or evolution or Looney Tunes? Will you take care of me when I’m in poor health or will you leave me to rot like the stuff in your fridge? I saw that you gross boy. Do you have cooties? Should I give you the shot? Am I being too straight foreword for your balanced, comfortable life? Would you take my apology sincerely if I gave you one?
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PoetryHEY GANG. Sorry... I like to be obnoxious... These are a few of my poems/prose/thingymabobs that I wrote for my creative writing class... I haven't edited them, so I apologize in advance If people seem to enjoy them I'll gladly post more. I've final...