1.24.2011
prose
Dinner Guest
please, take a seat.
everyone held their breath as they watched Audrey plop herself into the creaking chair.
Audrey looks up at the chandelier, doe eyes glistening on her otherwise indifferent face.
Erupting into a fit of giggles tears stream from her eyes
Her nose scrunches and teeth shine brightly as the giggles
soon turn to full on snorts
the knee-slapping beings.
Frightened, the hosts look at one another worriedly
their son who was once enamored by her tiny breasts, among other things, is brought out of his dream and into the reality of the increasingly disturbing snort, turned cackle.
He asks WTF, in the most teenage guy way to do it, and even throws in a wtf look.
What the fuck is wrong?
She turns her look to meet his and she stills.
Giving him her best... look, she’s determined and came here with one thing on her mind.
What, what is it? Do I have something on my face? A booger, crumb, soot, water, drool, cum, what...?!
She attempts to increase the smolder.
What, you want me now? Naked? In front of my parents? I mean... I'd do it but...
She rolls her eyes
oh okay or not
Is there something in your eye? Are you okay? Do you want me to blow it out?
Does the light hurt your eyes? I'm sorry...
Releasing a heavy sigh, she lowers her gaze, and slouches, I'm a sex kitten! she announced, slamming her fists on the table, emphasizing her point with a pre-tantrum signal, stomping of the foot.
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