One afternoon I was at my Buddy's house enjoying call of duty black ops just straight killing sprees,then something starts tapping the window,I open the shade and see a young sexy girl pleading for help my buddy which his name is Adrian walks is and say "ooh" shes sexy let her in so I go and open the door letting her in I ask her whats wrong and she says there's a zombie Apocalypse going on right now ,I look and say bitch please there's nothing to be scared of when me and my buddy are together were zombie killing machines so bitch calm down ad shut up please before I kick you out with those zombies,So me and Adrian barricade the windows and lock the doors we say "eh girl " whats your name "my" my" my" my" name is crystal "oh" I'm "Jose and this is Adrian" look there's nothing to be scared of we got this but I'm going to tell you now if were in a situation where it life and death I'm going to trip you first I know your sexy and all but I barley know you so yea hopefully it don't come down to that because if it does your dead first okay bitch "OK" good so what the fuck are we going to do here all day I don't know lets do what we normally do kill zombies OK fool........................GAME LOADING........................... man fuck this shit lets go do it in real life so we get geared up with pillows and cover and we say " eh hoe watch the house OK well be back later when we get like 30 kills" she looks at me and rolls her eye's I say bitch roll your eyes again and ill kick your ass out of the house "OK"OK"sorry" you better be hoe."LEAVES AND SLAMS DOOR" look buddy if I die o your wall hang my finger to remember me by "OK buddy I will" so we go and start are killing spree blood gushing every where I hear moaning from the zombies"oooooooooooooooh" "ooooooooooooh" look at this bitch grabs my hammer and runs up to the zombie ad hits his head "HEAD SHOT" "whooooaaaa" head shot bitch so we keep walking and see this big mother fucker boss level "ohhhh"shit lets go kill this bitch we go and Adrian hits his head and he falls and dies no fair bitch I didn't even get to hit him ima cry " well to bad you were slow" "fuck you ass lets go" " yea little bitch we should go home and see what that hoe is doing" we get home and unlock the door and walk in to the room and i see this fucking bitch sleeping on my bed the hoe didnt even take a shower her nasty ass " EH HOE WAKE UP AND TAKE A SHOWER" "what the fuck is wrong with you well a nasty ass hoe is sleeping on my bed and i dont kow where your body has been she flicks me off and says "fucker" " WELL MAYBE WHEN YOUR DONE YOU COULD SLEEP WITH ME" I mutterd " shut the fuck up and walks away" adrian shes a bitch " I know bitch but shes a sexy bitch" yea true well lets keep her we get cleaned up and go to sleep im sleepong and I dont know if i was dreaming but i saw zombies all over the house I feel something like eating me I get up and see a zombie feedig on me "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" eh bitch get up the hoe left the house and left the door open get the guns he shoots all the zombies and closes the door buddy the bitch killed me "COUGHING BLOOD " closes eyes and dies 3 minutes later i sit and stay in the same position for 2 minutes I see my buddy sittig there killing zombies thinking to myself " BRAINZ" YUMMY I reach and bite him "OWWWWW" "FUCK" "SHIT" you bit me I look at him confused and reach for another bite "BOOM" he shot me in the head I fall then he falls and turns into a zombie and walks out the door and see's the hoe who got us killed and eats her :)
