Last night me and your mother got it on, I knew you would be mad, that's why I did it, your mom is so hot tbh,
"What the fuck bro" you yelled, "WHAT, I CANT HELP MY SELF DUDE" I screamed back, "that's my mom, man" you say. "And??" I shout. "WHY WOULD U DO THIS" you scream, then your mom walks in."what's happening?" She says, oh my god she's so hot lol lol lol uwu, "WHY DID U FUCK MY BEST FRIEND" you scream. "Oh I uh I uh I um" she says shyly, "I'm your new step-parent now"
"y/n why" you cry. "Shut up bitch" I say.