You Six-Piece Chicken McNobody (A Petty Ghost Deku Fic)

Chapter 1

Deku's POV

"How about you do us all a fucking favour, and kill yourself Deku." Kacchan said. See he always tells me to kill myself. Every. Single. Day. At this point what if I do? Like dead ass, what if I went up the damn stairs to the roof and jumped. I looked at Kacchan, he was still snickering with his lackeys, who were looking at me and whispering some insults at me. I couldn't help but get annoyed. I looked up at Bakugou who noticed my different reaction. I usually would just say 'stop it' or stay silent, all cowardly. But let's see if this bastard has something to say, when I agree.

"Okay then Kacchan." I replied, looking straight in his eye. He stood silent for the first time without anything to say. Peace for once, thank God.

"Go the fucking head and do it then." Kacchan said, I could tell he's trying to keep his composure.

"Fine. Maybe I will." I said, getting up from my desk. I'm going to show this dumbass bastard what he asked for. I grabbed my bag and left the classroom, knocking the chair out to the floor. From the background you can hear his lackeys laughing and joking. Though I couldn't hear Kacchan. I don't give a damn, this guy is going to fucking regret everything.

I walked up to the stairs. I'm actually going to do this? Yes. I have to, not for anyone's demand but for the satisfying outcome out of it. It would honestly be amazing to see- well i'm going to die i might as well make the most out of it. Once I made it up the stairs, I opened the door letting the light breeze graze my face. I looked around to see if anyone was up here, luckily it was just me and my thoughts.

Now how should I do this? Kacchan wants to be a hero, if i wrote a note saying that he told me to kill myself he wouldn't go to UA. That would leave him crushed... No- no that's too easy. I stood out there for a while, thinking on how I should prove my point. But what would my point be? Well the truth that actions have consequences and the people who are dealing with the consequences should suffer... Yes, I know what to do. I picked up my backpack and pulled out my notebook. I tore a page from it and started writing. I'm going to make it short and sweet, just so nobody can have a lead to anything. that would cause havoc, not don't get me wrong. I love chaos, but controlled chaos is where the real fun is. At least for the one making it happen.

I wrote,

To whom is reading this,

Hi. That's it. I'm joking. Anyways, I'm here proving a point. Until someone realizes that point and has admitted to it. I would die in peace. But I doubt that would ever happen. This school is filled with stupid people. Though it was one person who made it worse and if he reads it, I'm sure he'll know that I'm talking about him.

That's all from me folks, have fun bringing my cold corpse to the hospital. I'll see y'all real soon.

~ Izuku "Deku" Midoriya

Great. Now that's written. I think it's time to jump. Holy crap it's time to jump. I can't say I'm not nervous, nor can I say I might regret this. But I mean, it's not my fault. It's Kacchan's. Not only him but the teachers, the other students, even a pro hero would look down on me. Before I did, I sent my mom a text.

Izu: I'm coming back late, don't wait up

Inko: Alright honey, don't be out too late. I love you.

Izu: love you too

I placed my phone in my backpack and climbed over the railing. As I felt my back against the cold metal, I looked over the city from far away. Man, it looked beautiful, too bad I won't see it for long. I looked down and saw some kids out there for lunch. Then I saw a specific spiky blonde boy walk. You can't see much from up here, but I can tell he's distracted. No more thinking.

Just do it. And so I did.

I let go, and I fell. As I fell, the air became rapid, brushing through my curly hair, my eyes watering from the dryness. Kacchan became closer, before I fell to the ground, I made sure I was able to smack this asshole in the head. Once I did, everything went black.

Bakugou's POV

"Okay then. Maybe I will." Is what the nerd said then he left the classroom with his stuff.

That's something he wasn't supposed to say.. I mean usually he would just shut the hell up when I say shit like that. Whatever, he had the confidence to say something. I might just kill him right there and then. But.. A part of me feels like his bluffing wasn't really bluffing. I just scoffed and turned around to the extras behind me. They just start bad mouthing Deku, which is something I took part in. We heard the bell rang for our next class, we all got to our seats and waited for the teacher to come in.

As the teacher came in, we all just listened blindly. The majority of the kids were zoning out what she was saying, and so was I. I mean- I just couldn't shake off the nagging feeling that something was up. I took a look behind me, where Deku would sit, but he wasn't there. He's usually in class, no matter how beat up he looked, or anything he always showed up in class. Like a goody-two-shoes. I decided to put the thought out of my mind, to face back to the front of the class, messing with my mechanical pencil. Class seemed to go by faster than usual.

The bell rang for lunch. I got up, the extras came in and asked me to go out to lunch with them. I just shrugged and followed them out of the school. While they were babbling about, I was tuning them out. They started talking to me, then I spoke to them back about what lunch we're getting or whatever the subject was. Then I felt a smack on my head, and then a crack.

"Oi, do you want to fucking-" I paused as I turned around. I saw the red blood seeping out of their body. "Die..." I whispered the last bit as I saw a lifeless fucking Deku on the ground. Holy shit.

'Holy fucking shit-'

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT-" I screamed out, backing away from Deku. The bastard was actually fucking serious! Holy shit! What the fuck are we supposed to do? I turned around seeing the two extras that were behind me, gone. Just fucking great.

I turned around back to Deku and walked up to him while pulling my phone out. I dialed emergency resources and checked for any type of life in Deku. There was nothing. Deku was gone.

"Hello, what's your emergency?" the dispatcher asked

"Aldera Junior High, uhm.. Holy shit." I still couldn't believe what was happening.

"Sir, can you tell me what happened?"

"T-There was.." I gagged a bit. "A suicide."

"Okay, is the victim still alive in any way? Moving limbs, shallow breathing? Can you check if there's a pulse?" The dispatcher asked.

"N-no. There isn't anything.. He's gone- Holy shit, he's gone." I couldn't believe it. Holy shit, I'm fucked!

*breakdances* - writer lance

🤦🏽 - editor harley

"Alright, stay on the line until the police arrive at the scene."

I couldn't say anything. Only a hum in response. I fell to my knees seeing the blood slowly dry up on the concrete. 

A/N: wassuh dudes! i hope you like it so far, all creds for story and 99.99% of the wording go to lance (@Sleepy_Arson1), i was just an accomplice :) i correct the spelling, grammar, punctuation and change a few sentences around. anyways, that's all from me for now. next 2 chapters have a LOT more banter between lance and i and one of them will be out tomorrow :) peace, dudes 🤙🏼 
-editor harley