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(Short chapter)
-day two-

Birds. Let me sleep in!

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Crickets...what the fuck

I get up, peek out to the clock, hey it's midnight this time, not bad not badd .

I head to the fridge, all I have is fish, I like deer better but I ran out..where's my shotgun?

It's spring, i better get as much food as I can now, In winter I'll be eating from the frozen lake..I really hate fish..

I hear a crunch in the woods..I get down, I don't need my camo, my clothes are dirty enough, I look around, and spot a deer- wait no tw- three!? What the fuck.
Aim
And..

I rip the arrow out of the animal's head, wish they weren't grouped together, I get my wagon, I guess I will be working out this week

The deer flops on the hardwood floor "hello!" I call out, the town's butcher sees me then gives me a smirk, ew "welcome back, what you got this time?" He says with a slight slur to his words, he reeks...ew

"Your limit is 3 at a time, these deer take forever to prepare and i can't have you out of my life for so long" I-Is he flirting with me?- WHAT THE FU-

Back to the woods, I hear steps, but they are quick, not like a deer, I look closer
And see a decent sized dog running at god speeds towards me, oh shit

I start running in the opposite direction but I can only hear the fast and small steps getting closer and closer

OW WHAT THE FUCK- the dog tackled me, i wait for a deadly bite...hm? Oh, he's licking me, I fearfully pet the large animal, I miscalculated his size from afar, damn, he's kinda cute

Oh! There's meat in my pocket, I kept some with me incase of any vultures, they come around here more in spring. He wants it, I give it to him and he kind of, thanks me? He barks lightly then lets me stand

I dust myself off, as if I wasn't already filthy prior to the fall, then pet the pup goodbye and head further into the woods in attempt to find more deer, i hear crunching behind me, I look

Oh, he's following me now, I should've guessed

I finish off my hunting, I got Three rabbits and two deer, good enough, i take them back to the butcher "pretty young fellow..maybe I could do the hunting for you, and..we could discuss another method of payment if you'd like.." he suggested

Ew- dude wtf- why- "no I think they will get along just fine, how about we speed this up so they can get home?" I turned and see the old lady defending me, the butcher grumbled angrily and went behind the counter to finish up

"O-oh, thankyou ma'am..!" I said quickly, shes so nice, that grouchy old man can suck my di- "of course dear! Also, my name is merigold, mary for short, don't worry about calling me ma'am or anything, I'm glad to be a casual friend of yours" she smiled confidently

HUh, i guess she does have some kick in her
attitude, I smile akwardly and thank her,

I'm finally home, and it just got dark, huh, nice time to sleep