"M-m-mommy why is ur ass so fat??" Diluc SHIVERED WITH EXCITEMENT.
(Psycho albedo main enters)
"Ew omg Diluc gross omg ew"
(Me) "you did NOT just say that to my sparkling red headed hubby snowflake"
"Get in line Miss 4'2 noodle armed snowflake lookin-"
"I LOVE ALBEDO"
"Albedo is weak😍😍"
(Albedo enters)
"WHAT DID U JUST SAY ABKUT ME???!!"
"I-i n-nothing senpai sugar muffin🥺🥺"
"Yeah sugar muffin; he's EXPIRED🙄"
"SHUT UR MOUTH U LIL-"
"WHAT ARE U GONNA DO?? KISS ME???"
"MAYBE"
(Diluc stands between me and psycho armed noodle)
"DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCINF MY WIFE"
*blushes so much that forehead begins to sweat*
(Albedo jumps, attempting to see over Dilucs sexy height)
"Listen chalk boy, LEAVE BEFORE I MAKE U LEAVE"
*Diluc turns the same colour as his hair*
"Omg ur so hot sugar fingers"
"Ty bby" replies Diluc
"DONT TELL MY BLONDE BROWNIE WHAT TO DO"
"YEAH! DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO" Albedo exclaims
"COME AND FIGHT ME STRAWBERRY"
(Diluc approaches Albedo)
"HA! WHERES UR DAD??!" Albedo provokes
"Nah" Diluc shouted
(Diluc chokes albedo to the ground, turning his face the opposite colour to chalk)
"GOODNIGHT POLAR BEAR" shouts Diluc
(Albedo is unconscious)
(Psycho noodles begins to fall crying)
(Diluc looks at her)
"Nah, I'm out"
"See ya sugar doughnut"
(Diluc leaves)
(I kick psycho noodles until she stands)
"WHAT ARE U DOING??"
"Do we kiss now?"
"WHAT??!!"
"Do we?"
"Yes bby🥰🥰"
*kisses delicately*
(Both kick albedos unconscious body to the side and walk into the sunset)
The end or whatever🥰🙈
