August + Genshin Oneshots

No Money - Eula

7/7/2021

"I am in pain" Pauline said to Kaia as they showed her Jean.
As Pauline's venting was going on about Jean, Jean and Kaia's Xiao were awkwardly staring at each other as they saw Zen and Keqing join from the corner of their eyes.
Pauline, Kaia, and Zen were continuously talking while Jean, Xiao, and Keqing were left with each other.
"I feel really bad about taking Eula away from Pauline, but I couldn't make a choice," Jean told the two with guilt in her eyes.
"Oh don't worry, it's not like they're gonna start whaling like all the other Genshin players, right?" Keqing replied.
"And you're saying that like your boss isn't free to play?" Xiao replied to Keqing.
"Oh she's only not spending money because she already spent on some Turkey tuxedo she mentioned," Keqing said as she rolled her eyes.
"Yeah...I hope..." Jean said as she looked down at the ground.

- Few days later -

"Pauline...don't..."
Razor looked at Pauline in worry as they had money in their hand ready to purchase genesis crystals.
"Yeah, if you do, you'll get kicked out of the free to play club!" Sucrose added on.
"But...Eula...she's so beautiful" Pauline replied, their voice filled with dread.
"Do it, comrade! It's now or never!" Childe yelled to Pauline.
"CHILDE NO!!!" Razor and Sucrose yelled back to Childe.
And before they knew it, Pauline had their hand on the genesis crystals button.
"PAULINE NO, I WAS KIDDING!!!" Childe yelled.
As Razor, Sucrose, and Childe ran to Pauline, they realized they were too late.

The next words they heard were of a woman with a courageous voice
"Hello, I am Eula Lawrence. It's a pleasure"
"...Too bad Pauline didn't whale for me. I wanted that whale privilege as well." Childe said.
Razor and Sucrose then stared at Childe in disappointment.