Aloe Vera: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Sunscreen: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Drill: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Segway: Mind your language!
Drill: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Segway:
Drill: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
Taffy: Dear friends,you'reChristmasgiftthisyear… is me.That’sright,anotheryearoffriendship.Yourmembershiphasbeenrenewed.
Drill: And yet nobody asked for that.
Crystal Tear: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Bugspray: Why are you on the floor?
Aloe Vera: I'm depressed.
Aloe Vera: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sunscreen, please.
Segway: Top 30 reasons why Segway is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Drill: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Pinto Bean: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, or whatever. I identify as a Pinto Bean.
It's very very very short
I know that sorry
Its 6 am and I really wanted to update this :)
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FantasyOBJECT UPROAR BELONGS TO @Secret_Enigma This book contains short stories, headcanons, incorrect quotes, art, and oneshots! please do read the show before reading, not mandatory but very much so recommended.
