||Marauders Headcanons||

21

Sirius: Alright, alright,hear me out.

Remus: ...okay....?

Sirius: I'm out of prison now and I want to see Harry, right?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: Just want to see how the lad has grown up into a man and all of that.

Remus: Completely understandable, yes.

Sirius: So how about I visit him

Remus: Wait, what about

Sirius: In secret, of course.

Remus: Oh, of course then, yes.

Sirius: And instead of sending him a letter first to explain to him who I am and what happened and why I'm not a mass murderer..... I show up in a dark alleyway as a large black dog and stare at him before mysteriously disappearing into the night.

Remus: ...What- no

Sirius: Flawless plan.

Remus: Sirius, maybe you should just write the letter-

Sirius: And then I'll send him a gift at Hogwarts. An absurdly expensive gift that will probably raise a few red flags.

Remus: Sirius no, I really think

Sirius: Nothing about this can possibly go wrong.

Remus: Sirius, I dON'T THINK

Sirius: OFF TO PRIVET DRIVE