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Ladies and Gentleman, skinny and stout,
I'll tell u a tale you know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout " Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came killed those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
And kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed thought a wall without making a sound,
Into a dry creek and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart with him away,
But he run for his life.. and he's still gone today!

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my table;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Hai finito le parti pubblicate.

⏰ Ultimo aggiornamento: Dec 06, 2021 ⏰

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