Short SepticBeast Stories/Oneshots

Hide from the Girlfriend (The Egos + Gab)

It was a quiet day in the Septiceye household. Well, as quiet as it would get.

From Anti screaming at something upstairs to Chase playing Video games with Jackie to Schneep possibly blowing something up.

Sean, however, felt unlike himself. Feeling dazed and exhausted. Yet, the day pushed on causing him to work to take care of his loud, over the top Egos.

Right now, he stood in his kitchen, chopping up some vegetables for dinner. His Girlfriend, Eveline, would be home soon from visiting friends downtown and he had wanted to have food done for her coming back but through the dizziness and usual noise coming from around the house, he found it difficult.

"Wooo! Donkey Kong wins again!!" He heard Jackie scream from the living room.

"Bullshit! I know you can hack! You must of hacked the game so Yoshi can't win!" He heard Chase call back "Let me choose someone else!"

"You're just a sore loser, Chase!" Jackie yelled.

"What Jack doing?" A small voice spoke from the floor. Sean looked down to see Robbie, rubbing his eyes like he had just woken up from a nap.

"I'm cooking dinner, Robbie" Sean replied to the Zombie. His voice tired as he forced a small smile.

"Robbie help?" Robbie asked.

Sean looked into Robbie's white eyes. The last time Robbie offered to cook they all ended up with freshly dead bird on their plates and Sean didn't really feel up to keeping an eye on the Zombie with knifes around.

"I'm fine, Robbie. This dinner is special. For me and Eveline. If you want, maybe we can make a cake later. I'll help you ice it" Sean spoke, Robbie smiled at the offer and gave a nod before running off to Chase.

Sean gave a small sigh as his smile dropped when Robbie left, he turned and began chopping the veg again before jumping when he heard and explosion from the garden. A cheer and a yell in annoyance.

"My fucking grass better not have a crator in it, Schneep.." Sean mumbled to himself.

"Aren't Explosions good?" He heard Marvin ask from outside.

"No! Explosions are not good!" He heard the doctor yell back.

Sean took a deep breath, looking up out the window. Seeing the magican floating in the air, talking to the german doctor. His Grass didn't have a crator but was burned in the center where it looked like a machine had been.

"We will just have to start from scratch" Schneep spoke, flicking through a blueprint as he walked back to the house

Sean tired to ignore him coming through the back door as he kept on cooking.

"Ah! Jack!" Schneep smiled as he walked through the door. "You don't happen to have a device that can brake time and space, do you?"

Sean sighed and dropped the knife

"No! Why would i have that?" Sean glared at him.

"To travel through time and space. I thought that was obvious" Schneep replied.

"No, Schneep. I don't" Sean replied. "And please stop blowing things up!"

Schneep ignored him as he continued to pull out a list. "What about a laser that can control the power of the sun? A Suit to shrink down in? A-"

Sean tried to blank the doctor out as he ranted about random sci-fi projects as he continued to cook.

"Sean!!" A voice yelled causing him to jump. "Tell Jackie to stop cheating!!"