My name is Tyler Blevins, and I'm a gamer. You may know me as Ninja thanks to my popular Fortnite streams, but I have a secret story none of my fans have ever heard. I guess you could call it my superhero origin story. I was only 12 at the time and there was stupid jerk named Kevin, he was always shoving past me in school and proclaiming how he was the best geometry dash player in the school. All the girls swooned over him for that, they thought he was sooooo amazing because he could beat Polargeist in one attempt, I can beat it too, it just takes me a little longer.
School wasn't all bad though, I had my best friend Fregley to help me out, sure he was a little weird at times but he was nice, and he was also a gamer. Me and him grinded out geometry dash and league of legends all day every day during the weekends and sometimes snuck out on a school night to play some brawl stars at the playground. I guess you could say we were little badasses.
Anyways, one day after Kevin shoved me into the locker and boasted about clearing Press Start and getting all the coins on the first try, something not even the geometry dash greats could do, I decided I'd had enough. I did the unthinkable, I challenged him to a geometry dash match. The hardest level of course, wouldn't be fun for the spectators if it wasn't. He accepted, he was never one to back down from a challenge. The conditions were simple, whoever beat the level first would be crowned the geometry dash king, and whoever lost would become a loser, I had everything to gain and nothing to lose.
Me and Fregley practiced for hours upon hours but I never managed to get above 5%. Hours turned to days and days to weeks, and finally I beat the level, I was ready to challenge Kevin. Unfortunately I had become sick so I got a few more days of practice in, remember kids, always eat your veggies. But it was time for the main event, I challenged Kevin, and unfortunately for him it turns out I knew something about geometry dash he didn't, how the ads worked.
Ads in the game will always appear after your 4th attempt so Kevin being the idiot he was thought that an ad appears every 4th attempt. But actually it's based on how much time there is between each ad, so while Kevin closed the app before every ad to "save time" I watched it and could do like 19 more attempts without worry of an ad. Kevin never caught on to my plan even once. "Hahahaha Tyler you idiot you'll never beat me! You don't even know about the ad skip!" Those were his exact words meant to jeer me on, unfortunately I was stronger, faster, and more skilled than him, he didn't stand a chance.
After 25 minutes of attempts I finally did it, I had beaten the level, I was the new Kevin! I was so excited, I even made a little whoop noise. Meanwhile Kevin began crying while all the girls left and his side and all the guys laughed at him, it was hilarious, then I realized something. He was weak, and I wanted him to know it, especially when he said those four words "It's just a game." So I fought back with every ounce of strength I still had "The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset! You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft! When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice! There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle!"
Kevin, the girls, and Fregley all stared at me with awe. They all rushed to hug me, I was the king of middle school. That's what inspired me to become such a god at Fortnite, so I could be an inspiration to the kids of today just like I was Kevin. That's my story, tell me what you guys think in the comments section below.
Hey guys, Kevin here. I felt like I should make a Twitter post to let you know that most of this never happened. Tyler and Fregley were in fact losers at school and I was a bully to them and I regret that. But even after mine and Tyler's "geometry dash match" I never cried and there weren't any girls involved at all. I think that all of this that apparently happened is just a delusion in the mind of a broken man, someone I genuinely feel bad for.
