How to make people think youre crazy.

1) make police siren noises. (Wee-ooo wee-ooo ein ein ein!)

2) pretend you're a raptor. (Raaaaa-ptor)

3) have random spasms and say you can't help it. ( *fist punch* oh sorry, fist spasm. Or sorry I dropped my fists on your face.)

4) sing songs at the top of your lungs, make sure you either made them up or a song everyone hates.

5) do a huge laugh at the top of lungs. HAHAHAHAHOHOHOBHOHAHAHA!

6) sing the juicy fruit song while playing air guitar. GRAB A PIECE OF JUICY FRUIT! THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YAH! GET A PACK! PULL IT OUUUT! THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YAH WHEN YOU POP IT IN YOUR MOUUUTH!

7) act like the world is ending everyday.

8) at the most random times say 'I... LOVE... CUPCAKES!!!!'

9) sniff someone's face and say it smells like cheese, then look like a pedo and say 'I like cheese'. Better yet say that to a friend and have them say ' your hair smells like pickles, I like pickles.'

10) quote 'asdf movies' constantly. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS LOOK IT UP IN YOUTUBE!

11) go around telling the most useless facts. Over and over.

12) copy what someone's does and when they 'stop' or 'what is wrong with you' just stop completely frozen.

13) every time someone says your name reply with 'mooooo'.

14) push people into lockers or walls, but more of a bump like you had another spasm.

15) walk a little ahead of a person, then completely stop in your tracks making the person behind you not have time to react and bump into your back.

16) get entertained by shiny things constantly. (Key chain......)

17) follow a laser pointer everywhere.

18) follow spongebob's rules or end everyone's questioned with, 'sponge bob would never do that!'

19) look scared and when people ask what's wrong say 'an evil monkey is following me.' Do it again later on and when they say if its that monkey again you reply 'no, evil unicorn'

20) sneak up behind someone and breath on their neck creeper like, and/or stroking their arm slowly.