Once upon a time, Mufti Menk was on a pilgrimage to Mecca, so that he could pray to the one and only Allah. But when he arrived in his private jet, he was kicked in the head by Padre Pio.
"Fucking bastard", said Mufti Menk.
"Fucking wanker", said Padre Pio
Suddenly, Allah himself came down from the heavens, wearing only a Speedo and handed Mufti Menk a 60 inch dildo. Mufti Menk was so fuming that he proceeded to insert the dildo in his gaping bumhole. Padre Pio watched in awe. Mufti Menk took the dildo out of his rectum and ran at Padre Pio with it....
To Be Continued...
