Ashley went out and saw a person selling toothpicks but he was crying.
Ashley: Why are you crying, Mr?
Seller: That old lady stole a toothpick!!
Ashley: But they said they were free.
Seller: read the fine print!
Fine print: 1 per customer
Seller: She took two!
Ashley: I shall stop this crime!
Ashley: Hey you! Return the toothpick!!
Old lady: Never! You can't catch me!
The old lady went into her car and tried to drive away.
Ashley: Oh yeah? I shall tie this dental floss from your car to this restaurant!
Ashley: She will never get away, Mr!!
But the car instantly pulls the restaurant! Then crash into a bunch of buildings!