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Ashley went out and saw a person selling toothpicks but he was crying.

Ashley: Why are you crying, Mr?

Seller: That old lady stole a toothpick!!

Ashley: But they said they were free.

Seller: read the fine print!

Fine print: 1 per customer

Seller: She took two!

Ashley: I shall stop this crime!

Ashley: Hey you! Return the toothpick!!

Old lady: Never! You can't catch me!

The old lady went into her car and tried to drive away.

Ashley: Oh yeah? I shall tie this dental floss from your car to this restaurant!

Ashley: She will never get away, Mr!!

But the car instantly pulls the restaurant! Then crash into a bunch of buildings!

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