Once apon a time, a bitch pissed on a leaf.
This was before he realized it was a mushroom.
It was at this moment he realized he had zappy zappy zoom zoom piss, a medical condition where your piss makes mushrooms "come" to life.
And thus Mush was born.
gwarrrrr
end of chapererrererererer one
stay tuned for chappy dos
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Mush Clause the Jester's lore
Horrorthis is the entire lore of Mush Clause the Jester that me and my friend cinnapoop during our freetime in school. we are most likely high cuz ya
