the horse fetus needed to have a name. they named it johnny, because they are not creative. how sad. but there was one problem besides this hideous name....
laa laa did not know who the father was.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
so she had two choices...
plan a~
burn the baby
plan b~
get a dna testing
and plan c...
planned parenthood BUT it's too late for that one ☹️😢
laa laa decided that the best course of action would be plan a:
to burn the baby.
she took the ugly newborn and tossed it into the oven. but she had forgotten to preheat the oven, so she took the disgusting demon back out of it's hot box and turned the oven on to 690 degrees fahrenheit.
even hotter than the baby sun.
BUT NOT HOTTER THAN TINKYWINKY, NOBODY WAS HOTTER THAN TINKYWINKY.
suddenly hot tears started pouring down her face.
she was in love with tinkywinky. he had to be the father. just had to be. what would she do if dipsy was the father!? she couldn't bear to think about it. it would be horrible, and she would never be able to live her fantasy of forever being with tinkywinky.
BEEP BEEP
the oven went off. the oven had preheated it was time to insert the baby into the cooking cube.
in it went. as it cooked she heard strange noises coming from the oven. very strange noises. it almost sounded like...
TINKYWINKY
MY BELOVED
WHERE ARE YOU!?
she burst into the bedroom next door to the kitchen. tinkywinky was busy fucking po. laa laa could not believe her eyes at what she was seeing. h-he w-was cheating...o-on h-her..?? no. this could not be right. impossible. but it was right in front of her eyes.. to her surprise, tinkywinky smiled and winked at her and then po told her to come and join them. laa laa wanted to join but she wouldn't be able to bear it if tinkywinky gave po more attention than her. thank the lordy lordy he didn't do that to her.
but then after 328393929290 hours of baby making laa laa realized something.
the oven was still going!!!
she went into the kitchen and the oven was hissing and barking. smoke was coming out of it and it smelled like dipsy's cum. nasty. she opened it and found her newborn "son's" ashes, but it was literally liquid??
but that's when she realized. it smelled like dipsy's cum because dipsy...
was the father
